Lady Blahhg

These are the everyday stories of my life told from my perspective and made sweeter with my warped sense of humor. WARNING: My filter is seriously handicapped.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Overflowing Toilet

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(I do not own this image, I found it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/166562065/dont-touch-my-balls-white-baby-onesie) ...

Monday, April 3, 2017

Lucy's Pants

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My daughter, Lucy, is a bad sleeper. She always has been. The first night we had her home from the hospital she stayed up a...

Monday, March 27, 2017

I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Once upon a time during my sophomore year of high school, I dumped a girl. It ended quite badly with many tears and a lot o...

Monday, March 20, 2017

Get Your Hands Out of My Baby Garden

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“Well, we don’t like to cut during delivery if we can help it. We prefer you to tear naturally because it heals better,” Dr...

Monday, February 27, 2017

Jerry Jones

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When I was in high school, I worked with my best friend, Dawn, at our hometown’s movie theatre, The Roseland. With only one...

Monday, February 20, 2017

How Do These Kids Keep Getting Inside of my Mom??

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(Myself, Christopher, and Susannah, Winter of 2012. Beauts.) I was six when my mom and dad asked me to come into the kitchen...

Monday, February 6, 2017

Wisdom Teeth

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When I was 17, my dentist took an x-ray of my mouth to see how my wisdom teeth were coming along. I don’t like the dentist ...

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