Lucy's Pants

                My daughter, Lucy, is a bad sleeper. She always has been. The first night we had her home from the hospital she stayed up all night long screaming (and proving that she would give us a run for our money). For the first three months of her life, she wouldn’t sleep unless I held her. Putting her down to nap has always been like some form of cruel torture and can take hours if you’re successful at all. I often plan our entire day around tricking her into taking a nap (though I am not always successful). I have spent many nights cramming myself into her toddler bed with her to coax her to sleep. She gets up at least once in the night to come say hi. Most mornings she gets up around 4:30 and I have to fight her to stay in bed until 6 (a time I feel is acceptable to get up for the day). When we put Lucy to bed at night, she almost always gets back out at least once (usually several times), and since she learned how to use the doorknobs her lack of cooperation at bedtime has only increased. It’s never long after we tuck her in and retreat to our room exhausted and relieved for some adult time that we hear the pitter patter of her sweet little feet growing louder and louder. We look in the doorway to see her triumphant little grin beaming up at us as if to say, “Ha HA!”

(Lucy sleeping on me at 2 1/2 weeks.)

She is quite a mischievous little lady most nights (and in general). For example, one night in January, I came in from my evening walk forty five minutes after I put her in bed and heard her moving around. I opened the door to complete darkness. I thought, “Wow, Jude took her nightlight away as a form of punishment. That’s kind of harsh.” I told Lucy to get back in bed please and shut the door, feeling it was best to keep a united front with my husband, but when I asked him about it, he said he didn’t even know she was up. Assuming the nightlight had burnt out I went back in to see what was up. I switched on the light and lo, there was my daughter on the floor next to the power outlet trying to shove the nightlight back into it. (This is the part where I lost about five years of my life from sheer panic. Lucy on the other hand was absolutely delighted to have gained some attention. The nightlight had to be relocated to an outlet behind her bed. The room is much darker now, but fortunately Lucy doesn’t mind.)

                As you may imagine, these little events can become very frustrating at times. I go out most evenings for a walk as soon as I put Lucy in bed and part of the reason is because we have found Lucy will accept defeat and go to bed faster if I’m not in the house. If I go to intercept her as she makes her great escapes, she almost always attempts another within a few minutes. If Jude goes to put her back to bed and says I’ve gone out for a walk, she cries a bit sometimes, but ultimately doesn’t get out of bed anymore. (She doesn’t come out of her room at least. I have been finding her sleeping in places other than her bed a lot lately.)  As frustrating as this can be to deal with night after night, it’s usually easy to make light of it because, let’s be honest, this kid is hilarious and adorable. Some of the stuff I walk in on her doing in the dark can be really charming and she always treats it like a big joke.

                I came back from my evening walk a few nights ago and was getting ready to hop in the shower when I heard Lucy’s door opening. Surprised that she was still up (it was forty five minutes after I had put her into bed), I went in to put her back into bed. I put my arms around her to lift her up and felt that she didn’t have a shirt on. Assuming she was naked again (seriously, I can’t keep her in clothes right now) and wondering here her pajamas were, I flipped on the light to discover, BAM, she was wearing a pair of pants! Lucy had taken off her pajamas, put them away in the laundry basket, opened her dresser, picked out a pair of pants she liked, and shut the dresser drawer all in almost total darkness.

                Proudly, Lucy announced, “Mommy, I pants!”

                “Super good job, Lucy,” I told her, laughing. “Let’s put our jamjam’s back on and get in bed now.”

                As I tried to wrangle her out of her pants and into her pajamas, she started wailing out, “Pants! Pants! Pants!”

                I was not about to rain on her parade if she was that proud of her pants. We made a deal that she could keep the pants if I could add a pull-up and she had to pick out a shirt to wear. I opened her shirt drawer and she carefully selected a sparkly red sweater. She was so proud of her self-selected outfit it was hard to be stern with her. I couldn’t help myself; I had to take her picture!

                It’s moments like that that help us not to mind her terrible sleeping habits so much. It was a little harder not to mind when she got up at 5:15 the next morning demanding Pooh Bear and cereal, but we all do our best.